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GOD'S BILLBOARD

 

Hymns for Everyone!

Baker When The Roll Is Called Up Yonder
Contractor The Church's One Foundation
Credit Card Telemarketer A Charge To Keep I Have
Criminal Search Me, O God
Dentist Crown Him With Many Crowns
Doctor The Great Physician
Electrician Send The Light
Gardener Lo How A Rose E'er Blooming
Geologist Rock Of Ages
Golfer There Is A Green Hill Far Away
Gossip Pass It On
Hairstylist Something Beautiful
Hematologist Are You Washed In The Blood
IRS Agent I Surrender All
Judge Almost Persuaded
Librarian Whispering Hope
Lifeguard Rescue The Perishing
Massage Therapist He Touched Me
Menswear Clerk Blest Be The Tie
Optometrist Open My Eyes That I Might See
Paramedic Revive Us Again
Pilot I'll Fly Away
Politician Standing On The Promises
Postal Worker So Send I You
Psychiatrist Just A Little Talk With Jesus
Realtor I've Got A Mansion Just Over The Hilltop
Shoe Repairer It Is Well With My Soul
Shopper Sweet Bye and Bye
Tailor Holy, Holy, Holy
Travel Agent Anywhere With Jesus
Umpire I Need No Other Argument
Waiter Fill My Cup Lord
Weatherman There Shall Be Showers Of Blessings
Zookeeper All Creatures of Our God and King

Hymns For Highway Speeders

45 mph God Will Take Care Of You
55 mph Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
65  mph Nearer My God To Thee
75 mph Nearer, Still Nearer
85 mph Thie World Is Not My Home
95 mph Lord, I'm Coming Home
Over 100 mph Precious Memories

 

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